March 2012
Daughter: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: Ran a blog about your father and his friends.
"A Very Sad Ending" →
sheamnessy:
Her: You’re breaking up with me? :(
Him: I’m sorry.
Her: Okay. I just can’t adjust now. Please let me love you. Please let me do the things I used to do for you. Please let me send you morning messages and good night messages. I really can’t adjust right now. Don’t bother to reply. I just want myself to get tired from all of it. I just want myself to voluntarily give up on...
I don't need you in my life, but I want you in it....
Anonymous asked: do you tweet? :)
REBLOG IF YOU'RE ONLINE & FOLLOW BACK .
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're...
Normal people home alone: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
Me: PEEING WITH THE DOOR OPEN YEAH!
Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
I want to get hurt. A car accident, anything. I...
I want to get hurt. A car accident, anything. I...
I'm sorry.
to my parents: I'm sorry I'm such a disappointment. I'm sorry I can't make good enough grades. I'm sorry I can't live up to your expectations.
to my friends: I'm sorry I can't keep a long term friendship with any of you. I'm sorry we lose connection after a while. I'm sorry I never stayed.
to the people at my school: I'm so sorry I'm weird. I'm sorry I don't fit in. I'm sorry I don't look pretty like all you.
to myself: I'm sorry I was ever born, I'm sorry I hurt you. I'm sorry if I put you down. I'm sorry I made you miserable.
That annoying moment when you accidentally destroy... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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daintycorpse:
I was so fat as a kid
I was so fat in middle school
I was so fat in high school
I was so fat last year
I was so fat six months ago
I was so fat last week
I was so fat twenty minutes ago
I am so fat
My Dad: (yelling at the TV)
Me: You're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
My Dad: You're in love with a boy that doesn't even know you exist.
Me:
Me: don't talk to me
